he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
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I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Two words: nipple clamps
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