Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
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I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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