I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
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Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
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that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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