ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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