party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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