fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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