I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
My vagina just clenched in fear
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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