Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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