I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
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my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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