I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
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when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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