would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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