my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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