we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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