i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
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That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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