Jerry, you need to find god
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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