No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
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Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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