If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
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My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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