This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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