you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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