As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
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The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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