got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
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This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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