Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
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I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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