I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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