Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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