dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
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must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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