butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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