"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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