Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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