just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
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You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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