so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
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You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
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YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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