I heard we made out
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
This house was built for laser tag.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
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I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Your cock deserves a montage
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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