I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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