The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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