I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
My vagina just clenched in fear
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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