Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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