Porn is love you can see.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
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Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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