The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
soo... how was my night?
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