I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
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We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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