Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
God, I missed his penis.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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