a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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