i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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