Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
God I need to hump something, right now.
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