SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
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Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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