the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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