she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
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He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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