please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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