Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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