it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
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There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
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You can't just leave with hair like that
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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