Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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