I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
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My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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