I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
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A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
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You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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