Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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